A Little Daddy Daughter Bonding in the Bathroom

Apr 27, 12:38 PM | 7 comments

I may lose some readers with this post as I know some folks don’t dig on the potty humor, but so be it.

When I come home from a long day at work, I often need some “alone” time in the bathroom, if you know what I’m sayin… Catch up on a book and enjoy a healthy BM.

I don’t think this is unusual for a typical dad.

However, having a 3-year-old who’s been missing me all day puts a damper on the “alone” part of that whole equation.

Instead of reading books on developing PHP applications or fantasy adventure fiction to myself, I get to do the deed while reading “Goat’s Groovy Galoshes.”

The other day it was just the two of us home and it was time for a big D and I just didn’t feel like reading a book to her.

She had to pee too, so there wasn’t any way I was getting out of a joint adventure.

Um… so we made up songs instead. And YOU dear reader, get to witness the greatness that was unleashed… if you dare.

Please excuse the low production values and the fact that the vocalist in this fine musical number is not known for his singing…